Honey - where'd you put the inventory?

When we meet people who have an inventory of their belongings, we often ask where they keep it. I'm amazed that people spend so much time creating this document, only to have some vague recollection of where they have it stored. If they don't remember now where it is, what are the odds that they'll find it when under the stress of a fire, theft or natural disaster?

Here are some of the answers:

• In my desk at home.
• In the camera (so we know where it is).
• On a CD (in the desk drawer).
• In our junk drawer.
  
• I don't remember.
• In my underwear drawer.
  
• (A sheepish smile and shoulder shrug.)
• Oh! I forgot - that was our other house, and we moved 12 years ago.
  
• Ummmm.

Honest - I'm not making these up!

Where are YOUR inventory records?