An actuary, a lawyer and an accountant...

A change in marital status is a time that having an inventory can be of great assistance, whether creating an pre-nuptial agreement or preparing for a divorce. Swap Meet Dave provides some humor when relaying why the husband in this joke should have the written documentation and photographs provided by Hartman Inventory.

An actuary, a lawyer and an accountant are discussing the merits of having a mistress or a wife. The lawyer reckons it is better having a mistress, because the wife can take everything if you should come to a divorce. The accountant reckons it is definitely better having a wife, from a taxation perspective. The actuary reckons it is better having both, because when you are not with the wife, she thinks you are with the mistress, and when you are not with the mistress, the mistress thinks you are with the wife, and that way, you can spend more time at the office.

An inventory service can eliminate a lot of questions and provide a 'disinterested 3rd party' listing of assets.